south central Disnyland

all i want in this world is some of whatever dope
dopey be dopin on with his homeboy sleepy
but i heard some light weight chicken head took a hit
now shes a sleeping beauty
and trust me passing out in a glass case is a big mistake
especially in the middle of the forest right around were grandma got ate
and i now you heard about jack right
well jack may be nimble
and jack may be quick
but after jack took Jill up that hill
jack cant stop scratching his dick
oh and i forgot to warn you
big bad wolf just got out of prison
so you better walk the other direction
wearing all that crimson
everybody knows hes a og tripple og
been cripin since he was 10
and you didnt hear this from me
but i saw little read ridding hood walk down that street
and i aint seen that chick again
but if you do decide to venture in that direction
be on the look out because that crack head ass bear named pooh is at it again
jumpin anyone for anything that can be sold for money
so he can go cop that quote unquote honey
and Christopher robins is making a killing slanging that shit
i seen him last week pushin a benz and the wood grain had a tv in it
he stopped at the curb and his rims was still spinnin
thats fucked up what happened to simba right
nola gave birth and the cub came out with stripes
so you know what that means
tiger is down at LAX tryin to leave the country on the next flight
but we can worry about all that later
right now what we need to do is hit those switches on my 64 pumpkin
get it 3 wheel motion
because Cinderella's evil step mother is in vages for the weekend
and shes having a function
so we get to the party everything cool
everyone chillin and sippin
until the wicked witch of the EAST SIDE came through set trippin
just than jafar came in with his cane straight limpin
and during all the commotion beast crept out the back with about 3 or 4 freaks
but beauty got so drunk she didnt find out for about 3 or 4 weeks
peter pan broke a lamp fighting with his shadow
tinkerbell flew off crying because wendy called her a hoe
Prince charming the so called designated driver said he just wanted a taste
and an hour later he was passed out completely shit faced
now bell needs a ride home so she asked Pinocchio if he was drunk
he said no but now he really cant drive
because his nose grew so much it would be hanging out the window
Cinderella got mad because the mad hatter kept eating all the cups
Timon and pumba said hakuna matata and rolled the next blunt up
they got Pocahontas so high she spent the rest of the night outside
talking to a tree
tweedle dumb and tweedle dee decided it was a good time to leave the party
once alvin and the chipmunks fired up the kareokke
repuhnzel ran to the bathroom to yak
it took all 7 dwarves to hold here hair back
captain hook was in the living room hitting the dougie
till he got karate kicked by mulan while she was jerking
than tigerlily pushed them both out of the way droped it pick it up
and started twerking
the little mermaid went skinnydiping with nemos father
and if your trying to get on the beer pong table honestly i wouldnt bother
woody and buzz are undefeated 25 and 0
i knew it was time to go when snow white whent to the bathroom to snort some blow
and dumbo rolled up a tight j but no one would hit it becausse we all new it was laced
and no one felt like histaricly laghing while the hulicinate
then right on que the 3 little pigs rolled up
and everyone dipped out without a trace
this aignt no one time thing next weekend they will all be at it again
and dont trip next time your all invited
just hit up your man next time your in south central disny land.