im that type of poet

i dont touch mics
in fear they might spontaneously com-bust
im the jeffery domer of poetry
i open mics till you can see there guts
i spit real shit everybody feels
you can say my poems are sluts
with vivacious similes and big ol butts
i got lines that dont even ryhme
and still make you feel uneasy like the bubble guts
sticks and stones break bones but what i spit is like paper cuts
i ve been writing for over 2 years and never gave one fuck
and if i ever get stuck i quick fast hulk smash boulders
so i never get writers block
you think i had on 3 wist watches
the way i stay on time while
switch
swithcin my style
i use poetic license in my everyday speech
even though i dont really know what that means
i m actually quite stoopid
see im that type of poet who would rather convince you im dope than actually prove it